their entire relationship in every fanfic i’ve ever read
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Days of Future Past gag reel.
What even are actors?
this made me laugh even harder because it was based on a true story
This is how I make my choir behave. :p
#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill
Okay so in the UK anyone who lives to be 100 gets a card from the queen on their birthday. My Mum’s friend turned 100 this week and refused to be sent a card and asked why tax payer money was being spent on cards and the monarchy.
Centenarian ain’t taking none of your shit.
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
Bob and the deli guy.
"im mostly straight"
Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.