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Triassic

I’m just taking a moment to write a post about my amazing brother Jonny Vaughan and his fantastic band Triassic, consisting of Phoebe on drums, Chris on bass and Conner on electric guitar. Now, some people say I am biased – my brother is the frontman of the band and lead vocals – but below I am going to write an honest list of the reasons why I think they are such a great band.

1)      They play good music. It’s as simple as that – the tunes are catchy, the lyrics contain meaning, depth, sometimes humour, a lot of cynicism and everything that good lyrical prose should have.

2)      It’s original – this isn’t the ‘cover’ band you hear down in your local pub, playing the same three chords over again and droning into the microphone. Triassic are fresh, they’re talented and enthusiastic and they perform their own material which – although are rapidly becoming well-loved classics to their fans – are individual.

3)      They take themselves seriously, but aren’t arrogant or stiff. Now this is an important quality, because it shows their diversity, the room they have for further improvement, and a maturity to take criticism and build on it. And whilst they are ready to banter with the crowd and have a laugh, the music comes first and is always top notch.

4)      They have good stage presence.  Right from the word go, whether it’s a rehearsed scrip or not, Triassic rise to the challenge and accept their role on a stage. They don’t look awkward, or out of place, but professional and engaging.

5)      The drummers a girl. Well – I can’t sell the entire thing on this alone, but rather am impressed specifically not by Phoebe’s gender, but by her really unique skill. Unlike many student drummers, Phoebe sets a rhythm which is right for the song, rather than doing a fluster of showy pre-learned beats. Sometimes less is more, and in Phoebe’s case, self-taught as she is, this shows a real competence and dedication to music.

6)      The lead guitarist has a charming way of going into his own world. Nothing says better music than if the musicians themselves can get caught up in it. And get caught up in it Conner does, demonstrating a serious passion for what he is playing and again really complimenting the whole band in the process. His guitar solos are exhilarating to say the least, and add an entirely new voice to the music.

7)      You can hear the damn bass line. How many people can boast that? In most student, and some adults bands I’ve seen, the bass player is mostly there for decoration. We see him plucking and strumming, and just have to presume he’s playing something complimentary under the roar of the other instruments. But if Phoebe is the skeletal structure of his prehistoric dinosaur, then Chris is the muscles underneath. Powerful, rhythmic as well as audible and genuinely melodic, the bass is a colourful and active part of the ensemble.

8)      They’re a band that likes Dinosaurs, and the front man wears Star Wars T-shirts to every gig. What more could you want?

9)      No person claims more importance than the other. The last thing you want when you’re watching a performance is the awkward, soul-crushing sight of a power-struggle between two or more of the performers. Luckily Triassic don’t have to deal with this issue, as whilst each member has a distinct role, none claim importance over the other. Again, their focus is on the music and the performance, not who gets to show off the most.

10)   Now once more, this may appear biased and even self-serving in one case, but the songs which Triassic perform are arranged and written (with a few exceptions) by them. And their repertoire to date goes largely to Jonathan who introduced his own work to the band to chew over and make something of. My brother is a clever, clever boy – infuriatingly so at times. I’ve never known a person to be so good with words, his construction of them and manipulation of meaning and sound is proportionately epic. Not to make his head swell, but his lyrics have meaning beyond ‘You’re beautiful’ ‘I love you’ ‘Let’s get smashed’ ‘Hoes and bitches’.  They’re damn well approachable by people like you and me, about things we understand. And whilst the meanings of each song can be quite dark at times, the wit and the upbeat performance gives a sense of musical liberation rather than momentary angst. For lack of a better way to describe it, his work is genuine poetry – provocative of thought, but easily approachable, with great aesthetic value and a tune which’ll stick in your head.

I could continue singing their praises until I was blue in the face, and God knows I’m not doing it to give my brother anything else to inflate his enormous ego. I genuinely think this band is amazing and with all my heart I would recommend you check them out –

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Missing my Boyfriend

I have several friends, Hamish in particular, who have to suffer the sadness of having their boy-friends literally contenents away, which is why I feel a little bit selfish when I complain that I miss mine.

Sean is in the same country as me, in-fact he’s just a train ride away. But he’s doing his Masters, and when he’s not passionately and religiously focusing on his work he’s going out of his way to help other people, get as much preperations done as possible and spending time at his placement. And my own schedual isn’t so kind either - even though I’ve finished my exams and my course, I have yet concerts, rehearsals, open days, and other music commitments to think of.

I haven’t seen him since the end of February and, again I know in retrospect people go weeks and weeks without seeing their other half - my own mother included - but that doesn’t stop the fact that even though I am unbelievably lucky to have him so close, it’s also unbelievably frustrating to have the means to see the man I love, but not the ability. He’s so close, but I doubt I’ll get a chance to see him until the end of the month and it’s driving me a little bonkers.

He’s my boy-friend, but I’ve not even spent a solid week with him, even though we’ve been dating for four months now. When I see him it tends to be only for one night…

Gah, I’m just ranting now. I suppose I just miss him, and I wish the both of us were more free. Still - take courage Madeleine! You’ve got a better deal than most, and while Skype has it’s limitations, it’s enough to talk to him. 

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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. (note by Jack: this is MASSIVE long, but well worth a read as it's hilarious)

Lawyer:
"Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness:
"I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer:
"Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness:
"By death."
Lawyer:
"And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case:
"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer:
"What is your date of birth?"
Witness:
"July 15th."
Lawyer:
"What year?"
Witness:
"Every year."
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Lawyer:
"What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness:
"Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer:
"Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness:
"No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer:
"What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness:
"Er...his face."
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Lawyer:
"This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness:
"I forget."
Lawyer:
"You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer:
"How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness:
"Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer:
"How long has he lived with you?"
Witness:
"Forty-five years."
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Lawyer:
"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness:
"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer:
"And why did that upset you?"
Witness:
"My name is Susan."
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Lawyer:
"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"Did you check for breathing?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer:
"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness:
"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer:
"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness:
"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer:
"What happened then?"
Witness:
"He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer:
"Did he kill you?"
Witness:
"No."
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Lawyer:
"Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness:
"Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer:
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer:
"So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer:
"The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer:
"Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness:
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer:
"Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer:
"I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness:
"That's me."
Lawyer:
"Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer:
"Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer:
"Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness:
"I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer:
"Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer:
"She had three children, right?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"How many were boys?"
Witness:
"None."
Lawyer:
"Were there girls?"
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Lawyer:
"You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness:
"Yes."
Lawyer:
"And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer:
"What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness:
"Borofkin."
Lawyer:
"What's his first name?"
Witness:
"I can't remember."
Lawyer:
"He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness:
"No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer:
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness:
"I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer:
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness:
"I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer:
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness:
"No."
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Lawyer:
"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness:
"All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer:
"Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness:
"Yes sir."
Lawyer:
"Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer:
"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer:
"Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer:
"And what did he do then?"
Witness:
"He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer:
"So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer:
"Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness:
"I could see his head."
Lawyer:
"And where was his head?"
Witness:
"Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer:
"Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness:
"The victim lived."